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doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor
to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,' she replied. 'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.' 'I know,' she said. 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.' |
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AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES
BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD
THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING
THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY
CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW
MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR
VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM
CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING
OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT
THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE
DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID
TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40
AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND
SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE
AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE
GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY
GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE
TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Mechanic Offers a Nobel Prize for an Oil Change A Texas car mechanic has turned President Obama’s unlikely Nobel Peace Prize into an even unlikelier promotion, and his conservative customers are loving it. At Horizon Auto in Rockwall County, an oil change comes with a Nobel—well, a sticker with a picture of the prize. And these stirring words: “Conferred for the effort and peaceful intention of getting the oil and filter changed.”
A group of Russian men made a parody
on some fashionable photo set
from one
Russian glossy magazine.
One Sad Story…Almost A short guy is sitting at a bar just staring
at his drink for half an hour when this big
trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs
his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then
turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if
to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?" "Come on man, I was just giving you a
hard time," the biker says. "I didn't
think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man
crying." |
DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER
THE FOLLOWING:
Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across
the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher
and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties.
These two women go everywhere together and I’ve
never seen a man go into or leave their apartment.
Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on My VCR?
Dear Abby, I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.
Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Abby, I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it. Now how do I get out?
Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.
Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care
I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you ’re a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let’s take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.
So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem. New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this. The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.
I really think we have found a Perfect Solution!
(PLEASE NOTE:....THIS IS JUST A JOKE, we do not reccomend nor suggest that anyone do this......but pay attention)
Late one night in Washington, D.C., a robber jumps a well-dressed man and sticks a gun to his back.
The robber demands, "Give me your money!"
The man stiffened, but said indignantly, "You can't do this to me! I'm a U.S. congressman!"
The robber says, "In that case, give me MY money!"
(ya think?!)
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...
Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'
Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'
A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'
Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'
A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'
Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A: 'Yes sir, we do!'
Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A: 'Yes sir, I do.'
Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?' A: 'Yes sir.' Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'
The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.
Signs of the Times
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
Jewish women are marrying for love.
HotWheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico .
The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
Motel Six won’t leave the light on.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
And finally ... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, great idea ... the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear
Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido : All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
And the winners are:
1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4 esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.
6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing
only a nightgown.
7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has
been run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline..
11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by
proctologists.
13. Pokemon , n.. A Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with
Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies
up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
Caution... They Walk Among Us!
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'
The next day someone stole it!
***They walk amongst us!***-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
*One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'
***They walk among us!!***-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff'
***They Walk Among Us!!***---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.
***They Walk Among Us!!!!***--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped She keeps it in the trunk.
***They Walk Among Us!!!!!***----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...
***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! ***-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!***-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
***Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they vote and they reproduce !!!!
Divorce vs Murder
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into
his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist
asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied,
'I need it to poison my husband.' The
pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord
have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to
kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose
my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds
of bad things will happen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a
picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's
wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like
to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear
power?' and he smiles.
OK, ' she said.. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and
a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes
little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a
horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose
that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no
idea....'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
How Bad Is The Economy? (all together now.....'how
bad is it?)
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Even people who have nothing to do with the
Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher
than GM.
Obama met with small businesses to discuss
the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup.
PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings
McDonalds is selling the 1/4-ouncer.
People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies
and learned their children's
names.
A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking
into Mexico ...
The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish
your plate, do you know how many kids are starving
in the US ?"
Motel Six now won't leave the light on.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Finally,
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. So, the guy that made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.
Wichita Falls , Texas Times Record News...
Dear IRS,
I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able
to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.
I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax,
building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income
tax, dog licence tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax,
gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl
stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury
tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up
33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security
tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax,
recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment
tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state
and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge
tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence
registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax,
oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas,
Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and
many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space
and money.
When you do not receive my check April 15, just know
that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way
you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney
Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your
boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.
P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon
as I get my stimulus check.
Ed Barnett
Wichita Falls
(except this really isn't funny is it folks?!)
We're In Deep ......... Water !
Shortly after class, an
economics student approaches his
economics professor and says, "I
don't understand this stimulus
bill. Can you explain it to me?"
The professor replied, "I don't have any time to explain it at my office, but if you come over to my house on Saturday and help me with my weekend project, I'll be glad to explain it to you." The student agreed. At the agreed-upon time, the student showed up at the professor's house. The professor stated that the weekend project involved his backyard pool. They both went out back to the pool, and the professor handed the student a bucket. Demonstrating with his own bucket, the professor said, "First, go over to the deep end, and fill your bucket with as much water as you can." The student did as he was instructed. The professor then continued, "Follow me over to the shallow end, and then dump all the water from your bucket into it." The student was naturally confused, but did as he was told. The professor then explained they were going to do this many more times, and began walking back to the deep end of the pool. The confused student asked, "Excuse me, but why are we doing this?" The professor matter-of-factly stated that he was trying to make the shallow end much deeper. The student didn't think the economics professor was serious, but figured that he would find out the real story soon enough. However, after the 6th trip between the shallow end and the deep end, the student began to become worried that his economics professor had gone mad. The student finally replied, "All we're doing is wasting valuable time and effort on unproductive pursuits. Even worse, when this process is all over, everything will be at the same level it was before, so all you'll really have accomplished is the appearance of doing something when all we did was the destruction of what could have been truly productive action!" The professor put down his bucket and replied with a smile, "Congratulations. You now understand the stimulus bill." |
Celebrating the Age of Bush The commemorative coin set
THE ANNUAL DARWIN AWARDS
It's that time again... The Darwin Awards are finally
out, the annual
honor given to the persons who did the gene pool
the biggest
service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily
stupid way.
Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed
by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he
was attempting to tip a free soda out.
This year's winner was a real rocket scientist....
HONEST!
Read on...And remember that each and every one of
these is a TRUE STORY.
And the nominees were:
Semifinalist #1
A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting
drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol,
mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made
him ill, and he rushed to vomit into the fireplace in his house.
This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing
both him and his unfortunate sister.
Semifinalist #2
Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft
at low altitude when
another plane approached. It appears that they decided
to moon the
occupants of the other plane, but lost control of
their own
aircraft and crashed. They were all found dead in
the wreckage with their
pants around their ankles (HARD to control light
airplanes when everyone
moves to one side).
Semifinalist #3
A 22 year-old Reston , VA man was found dead after
he tried to use
octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70-foot rail
road trestle. Fairfax
County police said Eric Barcia, a fast food worker,
taped a bunch
of these straps together, wrapped an end around one
foot, anchored the
other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park ,
jumped and hit the
pavement. Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman,
said investigators think Barcia was alone because his car was found
nearby. 'The length of the cordy that he had assembled was greater
than the distance between the trestle and the ground,' Carmichael
said. Police say the apparent cause of death was 'Major trauma.'
Semifinalist #4
A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It
seems that he and a
friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake
as a ball. The
friend -- no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate
-- was
hospitalized.
Semifinalist #5
Employees in a medium-sized warehouse in west Texas
noticed the smell of a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated
the building extinguishing all potential sources of ignition; lights,
power, etc.
After the building had been evacuated, two technicians
from the gas
company were dispatched. Upon entering the building,
they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark. To their
frustration, none of
the lights worked. Witnesses later described the
sight of one of the
technicians reaching into his pocket and retrieving
an object that
resembled a cigarette lighter. Upon operation of
the lighter-like object,
the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces
of it up to three miles
away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the
lighter was virtually
untouched by the explosion. The technician suspected
of causing the blast had never been thought of as ''bright'' by
his peers.
Finalist:
Now, to the winner of this year's Darwin Award (awarded,
as always,
posthumously):
The Arizona Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering
metal embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the
apex of a curve. The wreckage resembled the site of an airplane
crash, but it was a
car. The type of car was unidentifiable at the scene.
Police investigators
finally pieced together the mystery. An amateur rocket
scientist ... had
somehow gotten a hold of a JATO unit (Jet Assisted
Take Off,
actually a solid fuel rocket) that is used to give
heavy military
transport planes an extra 'push' for taking off from
short airfields. He
had driven his Chevy Impala out into the desert and
found a long, straight
stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to the
car, jumped in, got up
some speed and fired off the JATO!
The facts as best as could be determined are that
the operator of the
1967 Impala hit the JATO ignition at a distance of
approximately 3..0 miles
from the crash site. This was established by the
scorched and melted
asphalt at that location. The JATO, if operating
properly, would have
reached maximum thrust within 5 seconds, causing
the Chevy to reach speeds well in excess of 350 mph and continuing
at full power for an additional 20-25 seconds.
The driver, and soon to be pilot, would have experienced
G-forces usually
reserved for dog fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners,
causing him to become irrelevant for the remainder
of the event. However,
the automobile remained on the straight highway for
about 2.5 miles (15-20 seconds) before the driver applied and completely
melted the brakes, blowing the tires and leaving thick rubber marks
on the
road surface, then becoming airborne for an additional
1.4 miles and
impacting the cliff face at a height of 125 feet
leaving a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock. Most of the
driver's remains were not recoverable. However, small fragments
of bone, teeth and hair were extracted from the crater, and fingernail
and bone shards were removed from a piece of debris believed to
be a portion of the steering wheel.
Epilogue: It has been calculated that this moron
attained a ground speed
of approximately 420-mph, though much of his voyage
was not actually on the ground.
You couldn't make this stuff up, could you?
AND PEOPLE JUST LIKE THIS ARE ALL AROUND US TODAY
-AND THEY BREED & VOTE, TOO...
The world gets crazier and crazier everyday, doesn't it? The world that many
of us thought was there, isn't. The bottom has dropped out of everything. The
illusions have been revealed, we have found out who has been pulling the strings
behind the scenes. Millions have lost their jobs, have mortgage
problems, credit card issues, credit repair problems and
foreclosure. What can be
done? Amazingly, we have been mislead. We have been taught that we can control
government by voting. The founder of the Rothschild dynasty, Mayer Amschel
Bauer, told the secret of controlling the government of a nation over 200 years
ago. He said, "Permit
me to issue and control the money of a nation and I care not who makes its
laws." Get
the picture? Your freedom hinges first on the nation's banks and money system.
It's all about 'commerce'. Freedom is connected with Debt Elimination for
each individual. Not only does this end
personal debt, it places the people first in line
as creditors to the National Debt ahead of the banks. They don't wish for
you to know this. It has to do with recognizing WHO you really are in A
New Beginning: A Practical Course in Miracles, an informational study. Is
your credit rating bad for reasons that seem out of your control? There are
ways of credit repair,
so you can men those broken fences too. Do you want to keep your children protected
from outside forces, there are ways of protecting
your children. Do you want
to keep your sons and daughters free from 'the draft'? Check this out.
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